WAKE UP YOU!!!

no slacking off anymore.  

THERE ARE ALREADY ENOUGH JAMS ON A WEEKDAY!!!!!!!!!

and you know what’s the cause of the jam? some bloody fucker at the front decides to take it slow on a weekend…

Do you focus close or far?

Looks like a victim of abuse huh? But no, I didn’t cause that swelling under the eye (nor did any of my family members).

She just chose the wrong cat to fight with. Too curious. and to say that curiousity kills the cat… 

Blog Readers are voyeurs,

In addition to that, Bloggers are an unforgiving bunch.

Anywho. Been fucking busy. Had to wake up at 5+ in the morning to be at work at 6 for Australia users and could only leave the office at past 8 coz company’s Inter dept games just started. PLUS also the meetings with UK/US counterparts. It’s not the physical tiredness, just mentally fucked. When I reach home, just don’t want to think.

Would choose a no-brainer tv series or cartoon to watch and laugh (if I get the joke). Glad the week is over. But sigh, this could go on for once or twice a week for the next few months. Comes with the territory I guess.

BTW, nearly crashed my car into a barrier at an underpass in Cyberjaya last Wednesday. Scary. Was immobilized for a full 30 seconds when the car came to a stop. 

Congratulations. 

Driving along LDP. Left turn coming up. Overtook a lorry. Saw dog on the road. BRAKE! *bang*clonk*yelp*. "OH FUCK!" Shifted gear and slowed down. Saw another car at the back also overtaking the lorry. Again.. *bank*clonk*and*yelp*.

It was the lorry’s fault I tell you. 

What is your favorite activities while conducting business in the toilet?
Reading, definitely. I guess it’s just common. But if I ran out of things to read, I would probably be playing games on my phone. And no, I have not dropped my phone into the toilet before.

Your favorite toilet?
Of course the one at home. Nothing beats the comfort of familiarity. Though the toilet at Jogoya comes in a close second.

Worst toilet
Quite a long time ago when I was visiting China. The "door" was just a plank to conveniently cover your face when you squat while exposing every other parts of your body. The toilets are all in a row on a gentle slope… and when the person in the highest toilet shouts that he is flushing, all the others needs to stand up. Go use your imagination.

Most interesting toilets you’ve used
I still have to say the one in Jogoya. Probably will build a similar toilet in my future house.

Any no toilet experience?
None that I can think of. Other than the usual peeing by the roadside.

Do you prefer the old school (squat) or the modern (sit) toilet?
Modern (sit) toilet. As it allows me sometime to finish my reading or game.

Wash or wipe?
Wipe, wash then wipe one last time.

I’m passing this to
Reta
Rojaks
Minishorts (if she does read this)
Chan Lilian (also if she does stumble upon this)