How?What?When?Where?Who?Why?

… that she’s getting married.

Congratulations. 

Was kinda blur this morning thanks to an unwell stomach.

Driving along LDP. Left turn coming up. Overtook a lorry. Saw dog on the road. BRAKE! *bang*clonk*yelp*. "OH FUCK!" Shifted gear and slowed down. Saw another car at the back also overtaking the lorry. Again.. *bank*clonk*and*yelp*.

It was the lorry’s fault I tell you. 

KY tagged me. What a coincidence that I am having diarhoea. Been spending lots of time in the toilet. So here goes..

What is your favorite activities while conducting business in the toilet?
Reading, definitely. I guess it’s just common. But if I ran out of things to read, I would probably be playing games on my phone. And no, I have not dropped my phone into the toilet before.

Your favorite toilet?
Of course the one at home. Nothing beats the comfort of familiarity. Though the toilet at Jogoya comes in a close second.

Worst toilet
Quite a long time ago when I was visiting China. The "door" was just a plank to conveniently cover your face when you squat while exposing every other parts of your body. The toilets are all in a row on a gentle slope… and when the person in the highest toilet shouts that he is flushing, all the others needs to stand up. Go use your imagination.

Most interesting toilets you’ve used
I still have to say the one in Jogoya. Probably will build a similar toilet in my future house.

Any no toilet experience?
None that I can think of. Other than the usual peeing by the roadside.

Do you prefer the old school (squat) or the modern (sit) toilet?
Modern (sit) toilet. As it allows me sometime to finish my reading or game.

Wash or wipe?
Wipe, wash then wipe one last time.

I’m passing this to
Reta
Rojaks
Minishorts (if she does read this)
Chan Lilian (also if she does stumble upon this) 

… to have diarhoea

Here are some notes of the Renault F1 Pit Party.

What Renault? More like a Mild Seven event.

Parking was not a hassle.

Drum Connections or Derb & DC, one of the opening acts, were cool. I plan to take up drums.

Suan can die a happy girl now.

Paul did not get enough alcohol. Which was a good thing in a way, else he would be punching and bashing stoners.

FireAngel puts the Energizer bunny to shame. Now I know why she has her own religion and following.

Janice has a weird pinky.

KY and I needs to remind ourselves not to go for a Rave party hours after Badminton.

Spongefox wears a steel toe cap boots to Raves.

ShaolinTiger is the easiest to spot in a huge sea of crowd.

Sheryl can dance for hours in high heels.

Do I even need to mention anything about Tiesto?

 

Stolen from Paul… *awaits Lawyer’s letter* 

Katharine Mcphee. She has the looks, she has the voice, she has the height AND she has the boobs. Need I say more? Though I bet there will be some negative comments like, "She’s fat, she’s fake, etc etc". But do I care?

If you don’t know who she is… just admire the photos ok? 

I have finished "shitting"!! Ahhhhhhhhh…..

Sort of. 

Feels real good right?

But how do you feel when everything is crammed up in your bowel… let’s say bout four or five days worth of shit. Really uncomfortable, bloated and shitty right???! and then when you try to shit… it’s painful right?!

That’s how work feels like right now. So many things crammed up trying to force it’s way out of a tiny hole.

I will definitely feel better after "shitting".  

… an Angel on Fire, the Goddess of her own religion - FireAngelism, left a brolly and a hair clip in your car.

I wonder what will happen if I did had a girlfriend and she was the one that found those items.

Something similar did happened actually … but that was ages ago.

It’s Jaime’s Birthday! 

Dinner at Jogoya last night. Great place! Nice Food! Reviewed by KY here. Thank you Suan, Paul, Jaime and whoever else for the invitation.

Walked around the Hill of Stars like a bunch of tourists, we did. Honestly I rarely go down KL when what of most I want is available in PJ.

Adjourned for a drink and went home.

Note: I got a hug from the B’day girl